A downloadable screensaver

"The Wall Street Excecutive in your life would adore this." - Rock Paper Shotgun

Billionaire Michael Assberg presents a screensaver for Wall Street Executives.

We know how you feel. Coming home after a day full of hard hard hard work.

Now with the help of this screensaver you can finally battle your insomnia and afterwork stress and get some sleep.


  • Cute panda background
  • Nursery rhyme music
  • Professional reporting
  • Calm and soothing lullaby-like voice (auto-tuned)
  • 2 separate lines of news tickers
  • Pixelated fonts
  • Approved by Michael Assberg

As this is a Pro product, and we know that Wall Street Executives get suspicious of free stuff (Communism aha), we've added a $100 price (suggestion) tag.

The characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious.

Made for #screensaverjam

Install instructions

This is an .mp4 file so it's not fully a screensaver.

For the optimal experience we recommend you set it up in full screen after brushing your teeth, just before going to bed.

For the ultimate experience you have to be in your private penthouse apartment in New York located at least on the Upper East Side.


Wall_Street.pro 197 MB

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